Monday, May 30, 2011

Moh Bace Napa Man Utd Kalah Malam Semalam :(

Five lessons that Manchester United failed to learn against Barcelona

Sir Alex Ferguson and his team made their task harder with tactical errors in the Wembley final
Dani Alves Barcelona Manchester United
The Barcelona right-back Dani Alves was allowed to run free by Manchester United, and particularly Park Ji-sung. Photograph: Adrian Dennis/AFP/Getty Images

Failed to stop Dani Alves marauding forward

Of all the errors Sir Alex Ferguson made in the 2009 final, few were greater than deploying Wayne Rooney on the left wing. Not only was the forward ineffective out there but he failed to help curb Barcelona's attacking threats from full-back. On Saturday, the principal figure in that area was Dani Alves, who is renowned for spending more time in the opposition's half than his own and adds greatly to the relentless nature of his team's play. This time, Park Ji-sung was stationed wide left and it was felt he could not only pin back Alves, but also exploit the Brazilian's defensive frailties. But Park was overwhelmed, allowing Alves to run free and add to the state of siege United found themselves under during the second half.

Ferdinand did not harass Messi enough

When a player's skills are as captivating as Lionel Messi's it is perhaps futile trying to come up with a plan to stop him; but what is certain is that the forward operates best when allowed time and space between the opposition's back line and midfield. As he dropped into that area Rio Ferdinand needed to go with him, using his pace and agility to harass the Argentinian whenever he was in possession and force him away from goal. It would have been a brave move but given Barcelona are not prone to playing balls over the top, it would not have badly exposed United's defence. Ferdinand, though, was passive, allowing Messi, as he had done in Rome, to score the goal that put United on the rack. Unsurprisingly, he struck from just outside the area.

No one had task of keeping Sergio Busquets quiet

He may be the least heralded of Barcelona's midfield trio but Sergio Busquets has a key part to play in the functioning of the side, picking up possession from deep and, with simple regularity, passing it on to the more creative Xavi and Andrés Iniesta. Keeping him quiet would have disrupted Barcelona's rhythm from the outset, but no one in United's central area, whether Rooney, Ryan Giggs or Michael Carrick, did so to a sufficient degree, allowing a player who has demonstrated he can become irritated if put under pressure to dictate proceedings. He played a small role in Barcelona's first goal and a key one in their third, winning the ball and laying it off to David Villa to bury United's hopes.

The men in white allowed themselves to lose belief

There are many clubs, at home and abroad, who can testify to United's refusal to roll over and die. Under Ferguson they have developed a well-earned reputation for coming from behind, so much so that it is often said the worst thing opponents can do is take the lead against this team; it just makes them angrier. But twice now in two years these men of resolute spirit have been crushed by Barcelona, losing not only the tactical battle but also the psychological one. United never looked like recovering after going behind to Samuel Eto'o's opening goal in the 2009 final and, despite cancelling out Pedro's 27th‑minute strike on Saturday through Rooney, did not appear capable of repeating the feat once Messi made it 2-1. A complex appears to have formed in Rome and, after Wembley, may be difficult to shift.

A top midfielder has not been signed since Rome

It is accepted that this is not a vintage United side and nowhere is the relative lack of quality more apparent than in midfield. The 1999 treble winners were imperious in that area but, more than a decade on, Barcelona's own central powers exposed those charged with filling the void left by Roy Keane, David Beckham and, in their peak years, Paul Scholes and Giggs. After Rome, and following Cristiano Ronaldo's departure to Real Madrid, Ferguson needed to invest, but instead he stuck by the likes of Michael Carrick, Darren Fletcher and the ageing Scholes and Giggs. Wembley showed the folly of that decision as Busquets, Xavi and Iniesta yet again reigned supreme.


credit to guardian.co.uk :)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Gary Neville Testimonial Match vs Juventus

Emotional sikit la tgk match smlm...
All class of 92 youngster reunite for neville's retirement...
Bayangkan beckham,gary n phill neville,paul scholes,giggs n nicky butt satu team balik...sgt2 emotional kejap! hahaha...
papa pun even kalah,its juz a testimonial match:) 
tq gary neville for ur services :)) we love you....
bawah ni mmg simbolik gile pic2 ni :)



Sunday, May 22, 2011

Rumah Hantu SS2 Shah Alam...Horrror Story...Credit to redmummy.com

9 tahun lepas aku dpt smbung bljar kt uitm shah alam. So,perkara pertama yg kna fikir ialah aku nk duk mn sbb ak xdpt hostel. Oleh sbb kerajinan & keperihatinan yg ada kt aku n kwn2,maka dpt le aku ngn kwn2 aku umah sewa…..dekat2 area seksyen 2. Berhampiran ngan wet world [kalo korang tau la].
Uma tu bunglow 2 tingkat ngan 4 bilik. 3 bilik kt atas n 1 bilik kt bwh. Kitorg semua berlapan,kiranya 2 org utk 1 blk la. Aku ringkaskan je la,kitorg msuk umah tu ngan perasaan berbelah bahagi. best, suke, pelik, rimas, takut semua ada.
Pertama,tuan umah hanya amik rm50 je sbg deposit n sewa prtama hanya byr bile msuk bln kedua kami duduk uma tu. Kiranya bln prtama ni free la….[?]
Kedua,tuan umah x bg kitorg bwk brg bnyk2 sbb nnt pnat nk angkat blk katanya…
Ketiga,pokok ara tepi umah tu bsr sgt smpai dahan dia bleh msuk kt tingkap blk atas.
Mlm pertama duk uma tu kitorg xtido sbb sibuk punggah n kemas brg+lyan dvd korea. Citer seramnya start ms hari kedua. xpayah nk tunggu mlm,siang2 pon kitorg dah kna kacau. Azmi “dagu” org first kena.
Ms tu br kol 10.30pg [anggaran aku la], si Azmi ni bgun nk memerut. So dia g la toilet bwh tu tp dlm toilet ada org [sbb pintu tutup]. Toilet atas plak rosak, tuan umah kta nnt dia btulkan. Tunggu punye tunggu, xkuar-kuar org dlm tandas ni. Jd Azmi ni memekik la soh cpt sket kuar sbb dia xtahan. Akibat jeritan c azmi ni, abis satu umah bgun gi tengok peehal. Yg peliknya, kitorg berlapan smua ada, abih tu sape yg kt dlm tandas ni? Pintu toilet lak berkunci siap ada bunyi
org flush jamban lg…. Dlm reramai ni,Lan sorg je yg berani sket [mgkin psl dia ni keturunan bugis kot], dia g rentap pintu toilet tu smpai trbukak. Xde org tp dr kesan yg ad,pintu tu mmg dikunci dr dlm.
Last2 si azmi xjdk berak…mngkin psl takut kot.
Mlm tu kitorg kna lg teruk.
Ms aku nyenyak tdo mlm tu tetiba jek ad org tarik dua2 belah kaki auk sampai jatuh dr katil. Kepala aku terhentak dulu kt lantai!! Ape lg,hangin la aku sbb ingat bdk2 nk wt pedajal kt ak tp bl aku bangun xde org plak. Yg ad cume c Lan yg ngah membuta kt katil atas. Ak x rs Lan yg buat sbb confirm dia tdo mati. Bl ak kuar bilik, ak dgr bdk2 ngah ketawe. Rupenya diorg ngah layan dvd kt hall bwh. Ak pon msuk blk balik sbb still bingung lg tp br ak terperasan ms ak ngah jengah kebawah td ak perasan Lan ada!! Bukan ke td ak nmpk dia ngah membute dlm bilik? Ahh suda…
Dgn perasaan berani2 takut ak tgok atas katil Lan ada bonjol bwh selimut,kiranya mcm ad org la. Ak tarik kain selimut tu n guess what?
ad batu nisan yg da retak2 dn otomatiknya blk ak diselubungi bau hapak+hanyir yg sgt2 kuat.
Ms ni korg jgn tnya ak la ape aku buat sbb kalo menda ni jdk kt korg pon xkan korg nk stay lg dlm blk tu btol x? Ak rs kaki ak da x jejak tanah da sbb lari laju sgt. Aku lari kuar dr bilik tu & g ke hall sbb nk gtau member2 ak la kononnya tp yg mcm haram jadahnya member ak sorg pon da xde kt hall. Nk tau diorg kt ner? semua da duduk kt luar umah!! Rupanya diorg awal2 lg da kna kacau. Yg lakhanat nye, xde sorg pon kejutkan ak….taik betol diorg ni.
Lepas diorg tenangkan aku, kitorg decide nk buat ape skang sbb skang ni da pkul 3 pg. Nk mtk tlg tok imam,umah tok imam pon kitorg xtau. Nk mtk tlg jiran, kiri kanan umah kitorg cina. Last2 salleh ajk lepak restoran hakim jek smpai pg. Bunyinya mcm senang tp memasing semua xpakai baju pastu pakai boxer ngan kain pelikat jek. Mau x mau trpaksalah jgk kitorg msuk uma tu balik sbb nk amik suar, wallet n kunci motor.
Oleh sbb bilik c Bob ngan Naim je yg kt bwh, maka kitorg decide le nk pinjam baju n suar dia. Masing2 tkut nk naik tingkat atas. Wallet pn ak tinggal. Masing2 pakat gn duit naim lu. Nasib baik kunci motor kitorg sangkut kt dinding [tmp penyangkut]. Ms nk kuar dr rumah tu, Wak plak perasan ad bdk pompuan kt pintu dapur ngah senyum sambil babai tgn kt dia. Yg ak plak bole trperasan bdk tu jgk sbb ak tgk muka wak da kejung+pucat lesi. Sekali bdk tu senyum rs mcm nk
trkincit dlm suar la… Kepala lutut ak menggigil sampai kt restoran hakim!!!!
Lepas smp kt restoran hakim tu,memasing sibuk buka cerita trmasuk ngan ak skali la. Memula Wak cerita la,mlm tu lebih kurang kol 12 lebih,dia sibuk download lagu tetiba ad bunyi mcm org baling batu kt tingkap bilik dia. Bl dia jengah,dia nmpk ad sorang pompuan duk kt atas pokok kayu ara sblh umah tu,pakai bju putih + kekuningan+ koyak2+ rambut panjang. Yg sadisnya,pompuan huduh tu boleh senyum kt dia plak. Wak ni ape lg tutup tingkap bilik dia n terus nk kuar g bilik ak la kononnya. Malangnye, lg sekor plak hantu duk kt dpn pintu bilik dia tp kali ni antu budak. So dia amik keputusan terjun dr tingkap bilik dia ke bawah. Akibatnya, kaki dia terkehel. Nasib baik jek xpatah.
Azmi “dagu” plak cter la yg dia nmpk ad bdk pompuan babai tgn kt dia[yg ni, ak pon kna gak ok]. Ak confirm yg bdk ni bkn manusia sbb ak tgk kaki dia xde!! Sam plak cter dia nmpk hantu tu kt siling umah!
Bile buka mate jek, antu tu bebetol “eye to eye” ngan dia. Kiranya memasing semua kena kacau la ni. Dan ak org yg last cerita.
Ak ckp la yg aku kna tarik dua2 kaki ms tido smp kepala ak terhentak kt lantai. Pastu ak ckp le yg ak nmpk diorg ngah layan dvd kt hall tp
c Azmi tetiba nyampuk “bile ms plak kitorg tgk dvd ni?”. Rerupanya xde sorg pon yg tgk dvd pg tu!! Dah tu, sape yg ak nmpk? haru betol…..kaki aku yg dr td menggigil makin brtambah kuat menggigil.
Ngah sibuk2 berborak,aku terbau sesuatu yg kurang enak. member2 ak yg lain pon bau gak. Rupanya si Azmi ni td da terkencing dlm suar sbb takut sgt. Nasib baik mlm tu xramai sgt org kt Restoran Hakim tu. Malu betol. Ak plak bleh ternampak si Sam pakai selipar sebelah lain. Dr sibuk2 cter seram terus jdk cter klakar plak.
Tengah sibuk2 ketawe, br kitorg perasan yg si Salleh ngan Naim xde ngan kitorg. Yg ad cume kami berenam. Ak, Azmi dagu, Sam banjar,Wak, Bob ngan Lan. Dlm ramai2 tu cuma Bob sorg jek yg bwk hp, so kitorg try call Naim tp xde org angkat. try call Salleh plak, sama gak xde org angkat. Pastu Lan amik hp Bob tu, dia bc apa ntah agaknye pastu dia soh Bob call naim lg skali. Bob call n bukak loud speaker. Korang tau ape jd? ad suare pompuan ngilai. Gila2 punye ngilai la sampai meremang bulu roma aku. Kami berenam terus terdiam. Last2 kitorg sepakat akan tunggu smpai pg esok br blk umah tu semula n cari Naim ngan Salleh. Lepas dgr suare pompuan ngilai kt hp tu, xde sorang pon antara kitorg brckp….smp subuh!!
Pukul 7.30pg br kitorg blah dr Hakim. Hati aku masih lg kuat berdebar-debar. Yg lelain ak xtau la. Smp kt dpn umah, ak tgk pintu umah ngan gate da trbukak seluas-luas nye. Ni kalo pencurik masuk ni, memang dia kaye sbb laptop,wallet ngan hp kitorg semua tinggal camtu aje. Bulu tengkuk aku masih lg meremang.Xde sape berani msk umah tu dulu…Aku ingat, ada la 20-30 minit kitorg duk tercanggak kt dpn umah sbb xde sape berani masuk. Ntah camne agaknye hp Bob berbunyi.
Hati aku da x sedap. Jgn la kate antu tu call kitorg soh msuk umah. Lan yg angkat. Sebenarnya dlm reramai geng ak ni, Lan la yg paling berani tp kekadang dia jd penakut jgk la. Pihak hospital call, katanya Naim ad kt wad emergency hospital klang. Eksiden katanya. Pihak hospital kata, ada miss call dr no.hp Bob ni, tu yg dia call no.hp Bob ni…ooo00 br ak phm. Yg peliknya Naim eksiden?
Memasing da serba salah jadinya. Bingung pon iye jgk. Xtau samada nk melawat Naim kt hospital klang or cari Salleh yg hilang. Akhirnya kitorg call tuan rmh utk tgk ape yg patut. Ak ngan Sam plak g hospital klang tgk keadaan naim cmne. Kalo mmg tenat sgt, ak inform yg lelain soh dtg la. Yg lain ak soh cari salleh kt keliling umah, takut2 dia kna sorok. Kami masing2 tawakal aje. Ms otw g hspital klang ni, ak xtau la c sam pecut smpai berape tp hati ak masih lg kuat ckp yg hal ni x abis lg.
Smp hospital,aku terus cr Naim. Sebak betol hati ak tgk Naim serius parah. Kaki dia teruk. Doktor kata kena lenyek ngn keta or something else la. Kes dia ni langgar lari. Naluri ak kuat ckp yg umor Naim ni x panjang sbb darah bnyk gile kuar. Sam plak xsanggup tengok, air mata dia da berjurai-jurai cam air terjun. Doktor pon ckp yg dia ni da nyawa2 ikan,xdpt nk tlg bnyk. Ak duduk kt tepi Naim, dia bole brckp lg tp sangkut2. Dia mntk maap sbb buatkan kitorg jdk susah.
Berulang-ulang kali dia mntk maap tp ak msh lg xdpt tangkap ape yg dia ckp ni. Akhirnya dia meninggal gak…Ak gagahkan hati ak tepon kengkawan lain gtau psl Naim da meninggal. Ak tgk Sam da trduduk kt tepi balkoni ngan mata merah sbb nangis bnyk sgt. X lama pastu parrents Naim dtg. Ak x sanggup nk tunggu lg n ajak sam balik shah alam.
Smpai kt umah, aku tgk ramai gler org ngah cari salleh tp xjumpe. Abis satu umah dia geledah. Lastly,ad org tua kt situ mntk tlg ngan sorang ustaz. Ak tak ingt pe name ustaz tu tp lepas asar br kitorg jumpe salleh duduk kt atas busut blkg umah. Yg herannya, da 5,6 kali org cari tp xde plak jumpe dia kt situ. x kisah la janji jumpe balik salleh ni. Kitorg pnye la suke jumpe c salleh ni blk. Memasing amik keputusan pindah dr umah tu haritu jgk. Kebetulan plak kt sek7 [pintu blkang uitm] ad satu umah utk disewa, kitorg pindah situ la. Brg2 naim kitorg angkut skali. Terus terang ak ckp, mmg ak hangin gile tgk muke tuan umah sbb xgtau yg umah ni “keras”.ptut la dia soh byr rm50 jek dl pastu xbg bwk brg bnyk2. Chisss……
Aku demam 3 hari.
Jenazah naim selamat dikebumikan kt Raub,Pahang.
Seminggu lepas tu,keadaan da ok sket cume salleh jek yg sakit2 bdn. Akhirnya mulut aku trgerak nk tny salleh pe yg brlaku sbnrnye sbb sblm naim meninggal tu dia ada ckp kt aku soh tnya salleh satu rahsia. Rupenya ms hari 1st day kitorg msuk umah tu, Naim ngn salleh da wt hal. Dia g cangkulnya busut kt blkg umah tu. C naim plak boleh kuis2 ngan kaki dia. Mgkin psl tu la kaki dia eksiden kot [dlm hati aku la]. Pastu salleh cter la,kn ada mlm yg kitorg satu uma kna kacau tu dia ngn naim pon kna gak. Tp antu tu siap kejar diorg lg smp kt jln. Diorg punya la cuak smp lari ke tengah jln. Ntah mn dtgnya keta tetiba da hentam diorg. naim trcmpak kt tgh jln, yg dia plak kt tepi.
Dtg keta lain terus lenyek kaki naim. Pastu,salleh kata dia terus xsedar pape smpailah kitorg jmpe dia atas busut tu. Yg peliknya,cmne dia boleh duk kt atas busut sedangkan dia kata dia da lari kt tgh jln bsr? Nape naim sorg yg kna teruk sgt tp salleh x?
Akhirnya aku dpt jawapan sbnr. X lama lpas salleh cter ngn aku, dia jatuh sakit. Xtau la sakit pe tp 3 bln pastu dia meninggal. Famili dia sndiri bingung sbb doktor pon xtau sakit c salleh. Tp ak yakin, kes ni ada kaitan ngn busut yg diorg gi gali tu. Ak ngan geng2 ak yg lain smpat ziarah arwah salleh. Paling xbole tahan Bob sbb dia roomate ngan Naim. Mmg ak tau dia sedih sgt……Yg xbole ak lupe, kitorg semua nangis masa angkat jenazah salleh. Rs sedih sgt ms tu..
Aku, Azmi dagu, Sam banjar,Wak, Bob ngan Lan, semua skali slmt abiskan pgajian kt uitm ni. Buat naim ngn salleh, kitorg tetap akn ingat ko smp bebila…al- fatihah
Ops..Umah bunglow kt seksyen 2 tu smp skang ad lg [agaknye]. Tiap kali ak lalu kt area situ mst ak rs sedih sgt. Lg satu,ms hari last kitorg kt umah tu, si Wak da trtinggal hp dia kt bilik atas. So pada sesape yg berani, boleh la amik hp tu tp itupun kalo korang berani la…nokia 3310



Rumah di Seksyen 2 Shah Alam yang dikatakan berhantu…
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Even xtaw cte ni betul ke x,ak wat research sket,so mcm2 ak bace pasal rumah nie...
If betul,ak ucapkan takziah pada arwah serta sedekahkan al fatihah...
Yela,ak pn bace n copy cat je crite ni untuk tatapan sume...wallahuallam...

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Kejohanan Ping Pong Melayu Bentong #3

Alhamdulillah... rezeki dapat main satu team ngn hebat2...tq to basir,harris n zunnurG..
tanpa korang,ak xmerasa sume nie...
Jauh lg perjalanan aku ni nk smpai puncak...
latihan tanpa jemu je ak mampu usahakan...amin...